Would you like a French Tickler with that?

Burger King gives new meaning to “Happy Meal” by offering sex toys in their Adult Meal for two.

That’s right! Now you can get two “whoppers,” two fries, two beers, and a free sex toy; because nothing says romance like a couple of beers and a lustplugs dildo lubed up with mayo and fry grease! If this isn’t enough for you, you could look at getting a real life size sex doll for you and your partner to enjoy.

Sex often used to be regarded as a taboo subject but in recent years, it’s celebrated and encouraged. Being intimate with your partner is not only about procreating now, but it’s also about having fun and pleasing one another, and sex toys are just one way to do that. Before getting a toy, it might be an idea to read some Sex Toy Insider Reviews to see what toys make you excited and what might be a little too adventurous for you.

But before you say, “fuck that hard to get a reservation at the overpriced restaurant where I have to wear clean drawers and socks,” the Fifty Shades of Heart Disease is only available in, wait for it… Israel. So maybe just purchase yourself some sex toys from somewhere else and engage in sexual acts with your partner, or by yourself and visit similar sites to this page.

So that’s why they call it the “holey” land!

Full story via USA Today

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