WATCH: Colbert’s ‘A Conspiracy Carol,’ a Hilarious Parable from the Ghosts of Traitors Present

‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through land

Democrats were fuming, cause no coup plotters were had.

The hearings were happening by the committee with care

In hopes that AG Garland soon would be there;

The GQP were nested all snug in their beds

While visions of Trump 2024 danced in their heads.

My man in his boxers and I all butt bare

Had just settled in bed to watch Stephen Colbert

 

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