‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through land
Democrats were fuming, cause no coup plotters were had.
The hearings were happening by the committee with care
In hopes that AG Garland soon would be there;
The GQP were nested all snug in their beds
While visions of Trump 2024 danced in their heads.
My man in his boxers and I all butt bare
Had just settled in bed to watch Stephen Colbert