Why didn’t we think of this?
Sometimes the next, great million dollar idea is just staring you right in the face, or in this case the ass.
Trump Toilet Paper
We can finally do what we’ve been dying to; whip our ass with his putrid orange face. He’s shit on Muslim immigrants, women, facts, and the environment.
Now it’s PAYBACK!
Here’s the truly fabulous part. Guess where Trump Toilet Paper is made? Wait for it… Mexico!!! (cue the Mariachi Band)
According to The Guardian.com,
“A Mexican businessman offended by Donald Trump’s insults to his countrymen is seizing on a possible oversight in the magnate’s branding plans.
Corporate lawyer Antonio Battaglia is introducing “Trump” brand toilet paper, marketed under the slogans “Softness without borders” and “This is the wall that, yes, we will pay for.”
Packages are expected to begin rolling off production lines later this year, with 30% of the profits promised to programs supporting migrants.”
We’ll take a case, por favor