BREAKING NEWS: Trump Drops the N-Bomb!

It was bound to happen eventually.

Donald Trump, the four times indicted presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee, whose mental acuity and stability has been showing steady signs of decline finally lost it and said the racist quiet part out loud with an N-Bomb sure to be heard around the world.

After 70+ rants posted to social media on Sunday, the Former President went on the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) for a sit-down interview to clean up his Easter tirade.  Continuing to frame himself as “the persecuted one” to his Evangelical followers, Trump began railing against African American prosecutors, Letitia James, Alvin Bragg, and Fani Willis, whose cases against him are closing and backing him into a corner.

Getting more and more agitated discussing his legal predicament, “the least racist person you’ll ever meet” blurted out, “Those n***** hate Trump.”   The stunned silence was deafening with utter disbelief.

And rightly so because it didn’t happen.

April Fool

(But sure as Trump cheats at golf, sooner or later it’s going to happen.)

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