Burger King gives new meaning to “Happy Meal” by offering sex toys in their Adult Meal for two.
That’s right! Now you can get two “whoppers,” two fries, two beers, and a free sex toy; because nothing says romance like a couple of beers and a dildo lubed up with mayo and fry grease.
But before you say,”fuck that hard to get reservation at the overpriced restaurant where I have to wear clean drawers and socks,” the Fifty Shades of Heart Disease is only available in, wait for it… Israel.
So that’s why they call it the “holey” land!