As theOUTfront has previously posted man’s best friend is his penis.
Read “Man’s Best Friend” HERE!
But $15.5M is helluva lot of friendship for anybody, er um thing, member, cock!
Stripper, model, and Big Brother UK housemate, Lotan Carter apparently thinks his “John Thomas” is all that and then some… and some more! According to Mirror.com,
“According to a report in Real Magazine, the hunky star believe it’s his most prized and lucrative asset.
He told the glossy publication: “One of the lads at work had an accident. A fan grabbed his tackle a bit too hard and he’s had to take two weeks off work.
“We’ve had to take out insurance on our members. Now my willy’s worth £12million!”‘
Essex-born Lotan is a member of stripping squad The Dreamboys, so is regularly performing before a gaggle of drunk women.
A previous ex, Tanya Billey, once confessed to ‘breaking’ his penis during sex, explaining that the frisky pair were going at it one day when they heard a “sickening crunch” and looked down to see a huge bruise forming on Lotan’s willy.”
Or on his Website
Please enjoy these NSFW photos of Laton!