Porn Website ‘Pornhub’ Says It Will Plow Snow in Boston for Free

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As the East Coast prepares for a late winter Snowpocalypse, a porn company called Pornhub is sending a fleet of branded trucks to Boston to help anyone who wants to get plowed. Boston Magazine reports, 

“When Boston plow truck drivers get to work clearing snow during tomorrow’s big storm, they’ll have some help—from Pornhub.

Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,” the adult entertainment site says it is sending out a fleet of branded trucks to clean the city’s streets and parking lots for free.

“The Pornhub team understands that by this time of year, most cities have run up their budget in snow removal,” spokesman Chris Jackson tells Boston, “and we thought we’d lend a hand in getting our fans plowed.”

The cheeky service, which is only being offered in Boston and New Jersey, is slated to begin when the flakes start falling overnight and continue for the duration of the storm, Jackson says. Each of the trucks—he says there are more than two dozen of them—will have the porn website’s black, white, and orange logo on their plows and doors.

The trucks will also be available on demand to clear lots owned by small businesses, Jackson says. Requests for a plowing are being accepted via email at phubplows@gmail.com. They are not offering to plow driveways, he says.”

I can’t even tell you how clever we think this is and simply good business. I sense the people of Boston will gladly accept any help they can get tomorrow, and who knows, if they can’t make it to work they can watch some entertaining videos over at Pornhub.

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