Pastor “Cures” Homosexuals with Magic Cakes

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Let them Eat Cake!

Pastor Lance Wallnau of Dallas claims Christians can bake magic cakes to cure homosexuality.

(Sounds like they’re dabbling in witchcraft doesn’t it?)

According to PinkNews.com

“Responding to a woman who is hoping to cure her son’s homosexuality, the preacher recounted a story in which evangelicals were able to convince a gay bar owner to renounce his homosexuality through the magic of cake.

He claimed: “One of the guys who used to hang out [in the gay bar] was saved and he baked a cake for the owner of the bar, who was gay and very adamantly anti-Christian.

“They prayed over the cake, it was an anointed cake.

 “And when he ate the cake, the power of God hit him while he was eating the cake… [and he] ends up leading the guy to the Lord.”

HALLELUJER!  PRAISE THE LORT!

Wallnau also claims,

 “Just like [Donald] Trump was an unlikely candidate for us as a deliverer in the presidency… God hid himself in Trump…”

If the God is hiding in Trump, He needs a new stylist because the Lord looks like Hell.

Full story via PinkNews.com

 

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