BREAKING NEWS!

Washington DC: The ongoing dispute over the true and actual size of the crowd gathered on the National Mall for Donald Trump’s inauguration has been settled once and for all.

In fact, Pres. Trump, Press Sec. Sean Spicer, and Kellyanne Conway were all correct in their claims that there were people reaching all the way back to the Washington Monument.  The issue was the protective ground covering on the mall (pictured above) and that most of his supporters (pictured below) blended into it, making them indistinguishable from aerial photographs.

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