Anti-Gay Michelle Bachmann waiting to hear from God on US Senate run

Sheee’s Baaack!

Anti-LGBT, former US Representative, 2012 presidential candidate, and bat-shit crazy, Evangelical Michelle Bachmann is considering a run for the Minnesota Senate seat once held by Al Franken.  But first, she’s waiting to hear from God.

In a recent TV interview with televangelist Jim Bakker Bachmann said,

“I’ve had people contact me and urge me to run for that Senate seat…” adding, “should it be me, should it be now?  …So the question is am I being called [by God] to do this now?  … there’s also a price you pay and the “swamp is so toxic…”

That’s a lot to unpack!

Jim Bakker, a felon convicted on 24 counts of defrauding his ministry and viewers of $134M is A) back on TV? on a Christian network??? B) not toxic to anyone with political aspirations and C) begs the question, How fucking stupid are Evangelicals?

Bachman gets calls from God.  In 2011, God called her to run for President in a bid that was a spectacularly failure.  Why would God call you to fail?  If God is for us, who can be against us?” (Rom. 8:31)  Um, the Republican primary voters in America?  If God did call you, it’s cuz he has a wicked sense of humor and is playing you for a bitch

More likely the voices are schizophrenia and you should seek help.

Finally, the swamp is toxic?  Have you seen who’s running it?

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